Verbal diarrhea is a condition afflicting every three people,this claim hasn’t been confirmed or proved in any studies whatsoever, its purely from observation.
Inability to have a heart-to-heart conversation.
Lots of shrugging
Going off topic/ Deflecting.
So what is it exactly like ,to have this uhm… “condition”?
Remember the time you were pissed off,mad,sad,lonely,happy,worried (boredom not included since it’s the easiest emotion to convey ) in short highly emotional about something. Remember those amazingly structured lines in your head,honestly,sounding quite awesome and could probably win you a award for being eloquent.Here’s how it sounds when its spoken ‘uh …ah… Ohh… okay’ occasionally peppered with some sensible words,shrugging,blabbering and the works,which in effect doesn’t fail to mislead or give a wrong impression than the point your trying to make. Finally,what it does is frustrate everyone around,most definitely you.
What do I do, what do I do, I have verbal diarrhea?!!
For start you could try and calm the heck down,take deep breaths,and think what you need to say and say it… and if for some reason you still can’t ,you can write a song about it,blog,publish a memoir and become a famous personality.No worries you can turn it into your advantage ,why do you think there are so many celebs out there..they all start out by ranting in some form or the other. So go ahead and take those teeny-tiny baby steps…you know you can do it!